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deraaailed: culls: oh my goD

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:56:25 -0400

deraaailed:

culls:

oh my goD

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:53:24 -0400

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:53:05 -0400

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

earthnation: my heart is full of hate and swag

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:52:29 -0400

earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:52:08 -0400

onlyhaveonelifetolive: myshipshavecannons: i-said-kneel-before-...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:31 -0400

onlyhaveonelifetolive:

myshipshavecannons:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

that is the best thing iv ever read

i would freak out if i walked in there high hahaha

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:06 -0400

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:21 -0400

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’

the-w-i-t-c-h: am i in love or am i horny Always

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:47:12 -0400

the-w-i-t-c-h:

am i in love or am i horny

Always

supjono: when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:46:45 -0400

supjono:

when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:46:31 -0400

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: Will Smith embarrassing Jaden...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:45:07 -0400

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

buzzfeed: Raven understood what being a teenager was really...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:45:00 -0400

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:44:34 -0400

mondoleon: guten tag

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:44:24 -0400

mondoleon:

guten tag

Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:44:17 -0400

Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*

lilithlaquim: unlockaflockofwords: hannahyesss: [x] If you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:43:34 -0400

lilithlaquim:

unlockaflockofwords:

hannahyesss:

[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.

Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.

deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:42:52 -0400

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

NO

cocorosco: azamack: yazzdonut: TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:42:07 -0400

cocorosco:

azamack:

yazzdonut:

TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2

IT WAS SO CUTE JESUS CHRIST ALSO HUBBA HUBBA HELLO MISTER~

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:41:33 -0400